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To its credit, few of those notorious lines are spoken outside the first half-hour or so, if that, and after the first couple scenes I sort of forgot all that pettiness I harbored against those quotes. So if there was any lingering myth that it was the movie itself rather than terrible fans that perpetuated those catchphrases, consider it debunked.

It is, to my eyes and maybe your disappointment , a fairly solid movie. If it were released today, it would likely be considered one of the better, more interesting comedies of the year. Weirdly, for all the hubbub about how offensive and tasteless the film is when it was released, it feels surprisingly tame now.

He seems game for anything, refusing to back down, even when confronted with some truly awful people. That being said, most of the funny stuff in Borat has little to do with the main character, and the movie works best when Cohen simply steps back to let the Americans he encounters indulge the worst sides of themselves.

For instance, in an early, short scene I had entirely forgotten about, Borat sits down with a group of feminists and proceeds to tell them women have brains the size of squirrels. To be sure, there are plenty of fun, goofy asides in the film, like Borat crashing a local news broadcast or destroying merchandise at an antique store. As overblown as all that contemporary Borat hype seems now, I still see why critics and audiences were so eager to exalt it then.

Everyone from politicians and storeowners to newscasters and celebrities are duped or exposed as Borat and Azamat tear across the country, and sometimes that can feel exciting, like watching someone pull off a heist. But that was in , when YouTube and social media were still in their infancy. Oxanna : What? What did say about me, you skinny piece of shit? Why don't you go do something useful and dig your mother a grave, you tall piece of shit!

Borat : How's my back pussy? Azamat : Not bad. Borat : Does Jesus love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyiagby? Chruch Pastor : Yes, Jesus loves everyone. Borat : Nobody like my neighbour Nursultan Tulyiagby.

Borat : I loves the Pamela Andersons. Borat : The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and making romance explosion on her stomach. Borat : Thank you for watch my film. I hope you like. Borat : High-five! Borat : [catches Azamat pleasuring himself to his Pamela Anderson book] How dare you make hand-party over Pamela! Borat : And what is this? Store Clerk uncredited : That's cheese. Borat : And what of this? Store Clerk uncredited : That's cheese Borat : And this?

Store Clerk uncredited : No that's cheese, this is all cheese here. Borat : But this say "Crackers", this not cheese. Store Clerk uncredited : No Crackers is the brand, that's cheese Borat : [approaches a random pedestrian] Hello, my name is Borat. I am new in town. I say hello? New York Businessman : Do not touch me. Do not get near my face. Borat : I kiss you? Borat : Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex.

Is nice! Borat : My name i' Borat, I come a-from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your War of Terror. Borat : May we show our support for our boys in Iraq. Borat : May U. Borat : May George Bush a-drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child of Iraq. Borat : May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert.

Bobby Rowe : Of course every picture that we get back from the terrorists or anything else; the Muslims, they look like you. Black hair and a black moustache. Borat : Yeah. Bobby Rowe : So shave that dadgum moustache off, so you're not so conspicuous, so you look like maybe an Italian. Or somethin'. Borat : Yes. Bobby Rowe : As far as from people lookin' at ya. I see a lot of people and I think "there's a dadgum Muslim, I wonder what kind of bomb he's got strapped to him".

Bobby Rowe : And you probably aren't a Muslim, maybe that's not your religion, but Borat : No, I am a Kazakh Bobby Rowe : Yeah, but Borat : I follow the hawk. Bobby Rowe : Yeah, but you look like one of 'em. When this thing gets over with and when we win it, and kick the butts over there Bobby Rowe : And all of them son of a butts hangin' from the gallows. Borat : [Getting excited] Yes! Bobby Rowe : By that time you will have proven yourself and they'll understand and you will be accepted.

Take care. Borat : Thank you. Borat :. Bobby Rowe : I ain't gonna kiss you! Borat : [Disappointed] A-why not? Borat : Gypsy! The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel. S dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS. Actively scan device characteristics for identification. Use precise geolocation data. Select personalised content. Create a personalised content profile. Measure ad performance. Select basic ads.

Create a personalised ads profile. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped. My wife she is dead…she die in a field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife. Kazakhstan is more civilized now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat. Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.

America have most beautiful womens in world — for example Liza Minnelli and Elizabeth Taylor. It also centre for democracy and porno. I like! I so excite to do my movie.

I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her! All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium. Other central Asian countries have inferior potassium.



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